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[–] 84 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

Fun fact: Jackie Chan's parents named him that because his dad ran a porn website similar to 4chan called Jacky Chan in the 1950s before anyone even knew the Internet was possible. Truly a family ahead of the times. It's a shame he went on to be a successful movie star.

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  • [–] 46 points 4 months ago

    I'd haunt you and your ancestors for a thousand years if your bitch ass didn't pull that lever and let me die without seeing some sick ass shit.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago

    I would definitely pull the lever, it looks like AI designed the track to crash into itself. Is this how AI will save the world, through it's own incompetence? 😝

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'd pull the lever cause it's going to derail on that u-turn for sure

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago

    Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    There's always a chance it doesn't clear the loop

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    That is a very high chance based on what we see, given that it is physically too large to make it.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Nah the loop is further away so the trolly is gonna be smaller by the time it gets there.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Is there a chance the track could bend?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    There's a chance of anything at any time.

    For example, yesterday there were tornados here. A lot of people lost power. I live in an apartment building.

    Floors 1-4 have power. Floors 5-7 no power. I can't explain HOW that's possible, but clearly there was a chance.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Apartment buildings have multiple circuits that connect to the grid. Sometimes my power partially goes out, so like these outlets work but those don't, because there's three circuits and one tends to break first

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Seems unethical not to.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    The chance for the trolly to fail on the loop or derail on the bend is much higher.

    pull it that they might live.

    or, since you're ahead of it, pull it, then try to get on board and stop it

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    In the words of Kite Man, "Hell yeah!"

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago*

    Hell yeah 😎

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Hell yeah loop de loop

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Also Builds momentum meaning their death is over quicker.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Loops take momentum, they don't add it. But I also don't want to be called a physics nerd and get my lunch money stolen.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    increase passengers adrenalime via loop first

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    If it is moving fast enough to do the loop, it is probably going fast enough to derail on that awsome u turn

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago
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    i'd ask a friend to pull the lever for me so i can be in the trolley

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Do a kickflip!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    The mediocrity principle suggests that they're just regular people, so pulling the lever will give them a cool loop and possibly accelerate the trolly to make the death quicker, so I'd do that.

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    [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I remember this level in Tony hawk

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Only if the trolley does a kickflip on the way too

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    let them think they will see the loop. hoping it will crash is just torture.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Wait until train come then start pushing. After the loop you dont know what is or down so you derail before hitting all ppl.

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