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[–] 152 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also

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  • [–] 103 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    Why does she still get attention?

    She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.

    Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid

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    [–] 58 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.

    quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu

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  • [–] 46 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    we should form an underground transgender mafia

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?

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    [–] 26 points 4 months ago

    Oh gimme a break

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    sounds... probable.

    maybe they can share some <3

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?

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  • [+] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Yes it is! Good one though lol

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Wait it's not real? It got me. The world is really in a state if I can read this and think it's real. I'd never heard of this woman but the shit that some people say made this just on the edge of believability. I feel like in 2000s or the 90s people weren't so stupid.

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    [–] 20 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.

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    [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck Nestle

    This means stealing KitKats is okay, maybe?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Shit, they're onto us.

    Who snitched?

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ma'am, we've got better shit to do

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    Lettuce not listen to this grifter.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oceans 11 trans remake when?

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    [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Honestly, that would be a hilarious trade. A transgender mafia trading chocolate for estrogen.

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    mad-libs headline?

    also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I suggest Liz Truss is a piece of shit

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago*

    I'm kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Ah, a Candace Owens for the other side of the pond. 

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.

    So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    That’s why the salad won

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago*

    That sounds... awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Amazing. I wan a meet them: 3

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