I guess the throw would be similar to that of shotput.

I was in the shower and started wondering if cock-tossing could be a viable sport if all competitors (cock-fondlers, I guess) prioritized animal wellbeing over winning.

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[–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No. Although a rooster has limited flight. A penguin would be fucked.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I forgot to specify that I was thinking of birds that can maneuver into a soft landing. I think penguins are dealing with enough already anyway.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I don't think of a penguin as semi flightless, i believe it's considered flightless. A chicken would be semi-flightless.

    I've had chickens explicitly enjoy being tossed and thrown so they could do a soft landing. They ran up to me over and over and once picked up either went for a cuddle or wings wide in anticipation.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Sanctuary / rescue workers might do a gentle toss with some animals if it fits in with their training / recovery.

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