They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.

lol Microslop gonna Microslop

Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.

Ooh nice, a good update from Microsoft for once

I've got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.

I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected. I fear the fact so much critical infrastructure resides in Azure, I've seen bugs in Azure that make absolutely no sense, while Intune is still missing basic functionality.

We need an exodus, I feel so much concentration around Microslop can bring modern civilizations to its knees with one cyber event.

Sounds like an improvement to me.

Can I get KB5079473 and keep it? I prefer those free apps which are pushed down your throat to have no internet access. As I don't have rights to remove at least Edge without completely removing Windows.

Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot

So theres no downside?

I literally feel this as more of a feature than a bug.

Can we please keep it?

What a nice feature.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.

Nothing of value was lost.

Okay, but there has to be a downside, surely?

We're 0 days since last windows update broke functionality

And nothing of value was lost.

Finally the Clanker coded did something good? 

AI coded slop as a patch?

Remove all four of these components: fix the bug, and make the users happier.

Still shocked anyone uses this company’s products anymore.

It's a feature not a bug!

Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.

"Sorry boss, I updated and can't do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!"

Don't they test before release?! Or is that AI's job now?! What a couple of fucktards

My company is moving from Citrix thin clients to miniPCs with windows 11 and cramming AI into everything. Nothing works. I’m expecting some seriously profitable downtime.

Microslop is a corporation that turns...

Running MicroWin de-bloated Windows 11 and also in Europe so Edge is uninstallable I am completely unaffected by this.

Crackhead logic