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[–] 67 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It's also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    They're a bunch of Hormuzphobes.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole......in the straight of Hormuz

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Oh! I know this one! They're stupid?

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region

    Congratulations, you're now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I really want to see the picture.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    you kind of can on the screen. it's a damn good selfie.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I zoomed in and saw it after I saw your comment.

    The funny thing is, it looks like she's posing for the camera, but then she puts the camera down, and you realize that's just how her face looks.

    My face looks like I'm angry 101% of the time. Meanwhile I'm just in my own head thinking about how weird the blowjob scene in ghostbusters is.

    We see Ray getting a blowjob....from a ghost.....and then nothing like that ever happens ever again in the whole franchise. Which just makes it even MORE out of place! Like....why??? And Ray was REALLY into it too. His eyes curled. His body arched. And then he came. In a movie frequently shown to kids! It's just as weird as the part in Back to the Future, where Martys mom really was trying to sleep with her own son. She didn't know it was her son, but we, the audience, do. Who's that for exactly? Who walks away from this movie and says "I really liked the implied incest that was trying to happen"?

    And then someone breaks my concentration and says "Heeeey, cheer up buddy!"

    Which ironically, makes me angry, because I'm sick of people saying that everyday.

    What were we talking about again? I think I got sidetracked.

    Oh yes, funny women taking funny photos, and they come out surprisingly good. Truely the modern day Mr Magoo.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Their boats are too wet to go that way

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    crooked of hormuz.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    because it's gay

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    It's more fun the other way.

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