Jake and Logan Paul are the archetypical rich kids who grew to be narcissistic and functionally sociopathic.

Those two assholes would never shy away from the spotlight. And the dumbfuck iPad kids who grew up idolizing them remain as their loyal incel fanbase to this day.

Also, not that it matters because they're basically the same person, but that was Logan Paul who did the Suicide Forrest video.

The suicide forest one is Logan Paul. Jake Paul is the one who got his jaw smashed

100% not the gay national anthem.

Buddy I can tell you haven't been to the south recently

About 1/3rd of the US is still vehemently supporting Trump.

Don't underestimate how massive (nor incredibly fucking stupid) the cult is.

Sir, I hate to disappoint, but you've actually crossed into the timeline where politicians in the next decade will actually compete at how many babies they can eat at one sitting. The mask is off....

I was positive this was going to be the onion.

... I really wish this was the onion.

Oh...we haven't seen Ted Nugent yet.

If they would've grown up in a sane county, no one would know who the broke rapist who sits in jail and the egg farmer's helping hand was.

Keep crypto scams going! Also trump doesn't know policy anyway, he just signs what his handlers ask him to.

If you're rich, you should be immune from consequences of any kind

What makes you think that that's relevant? Neither of them run on policy

Might makes right

Jake Paul doesn't have any policies.

I'm neither black, nor a boxer but I'm available.

That's an insult to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho, and you will speak of that fictional moron with respect. He was still a leader that wanted the best for his countrymen, and knew well enough to defer to the smartest man in the room. That's about as far from Trump as you can get in terms of "vibes".