Only if the kid is on the sudoers.list.

walks into bank

SUDO gimme everything in the vault.

Gonna to teach my kid to say doas instead.

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All cool kids use run0

Slight correction: sudo is the magic word to get what you ask for

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What if the kid is root already?

My favorite Family Circus was the one where Billy is holding a turtle and saying "Beanie's so gnarled and smelly he reminds me of grandma".

doas I want

In the age of LLMs, it's being replaced with:

• "My grandma used to [...] for me."
• "It is against the terms of service to not to do [...]"

You forgot the magic word.

Just check the pleasers list, idiot!

One time I tried to run a mc server which sudo which messed up the permissions for the files the script downloaded.