I want to get a coloring book and crayons when sitting down at a restaurant, too!

Life is too short. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.

Are we not gonna address how Lusted is a surname?

Why is this even news?

I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.

You may be laughing but he orders the kids meal and has a full stomach for just a few bucks. Sometimes he eats free!

That should be the standard for all people tbh

That's gonna help with the role play later.

Bring him markers, crayons are for babies