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[–] 166 points 5 months ago* (11 children)

There are thousands of wasp species and the overwhelming majority don't even have the ability to sting humans. You probably don't ever even notice them, despite being the most important group of pollinators in the world, because you might mistake them for bees or flies. Also, bees are wasps (and so are ants). For more wasp facts, please like and subscribe.

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  • [–] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This is the only correct reply. In case you do not already have the tick version, here you go:

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Whenever you see posts like this assume that the op is referencing yellow jacket waps, after I started gardening ive learned more about wasps and their part to play in my garden, yellow jacks can suck a dick though. They can go from 0 to 100 real quick and little provocation, I will choose to protect my kids over them.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    While Ants, Bees, Wasps and Hornets are all in the family Hymenoptera, it is incredibly wrong to suggest that Bees and Ants are Wasps.

    They are distinct species that are related to each other.

    Sincerely — a pest control technician who is incredibly tired of helping solve "bee" problems, when 99% of the time, they have a Wasp problem.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

    Yup! Was about to type out a similar reply. To further clarify:

    Hymenoptera - order of Insecta - ants, bees, wasps, hornets
    Aculeata - infraorder of Hymenoptera - bees, wasps, hornets
    Apidae - family of Aculeata - bees (also bumblebees)
    Vespidae - family of Aculeata - wasps, hornets Formicidae - family of Hymenoptera - ants

    edit20260227: forgot ants belong to aculeata

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    No, I will not like, or subscribe.

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Keyword detected:

    subscribe

    You are now subscribed to Wasp Facts!

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    [–] 70 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    Asian Giant Hornet: I am death destroyer of worlds.
    Me: Weeping uncontrollably

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Jesus that's almost going from swatting to a fist fight

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    They're big for sure, but there's some forced perspective in that photo. They're typically substantially smaller than your little finger.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Yeah it is a majorly warped perspective, look at the size of the thumb.

    Still they are big girls, here's a photo and wiki says...

    The hornet has a body length of 45 mm (1+3⁄4 in), a wingspan around 75 mm (3 in), and a stinger 6 mm (1⁄4 in) long, which injects a large amount of potent venom.

    Asian giant hornet

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Ugh, i saw one of those fuckers buzzing about in south of England. Sounded like a mini military helicopter buzzing about looking for bees to fuck up.

    Reported it

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    [–] 51 points 5 months ago

    Every non-aggressive wasp species:

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  • [–] 50 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Not wasps, but yellowjackets specifically. Irrational anger with wings, little bastards.

    Love me some chill time with a mud dauber though.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    We get yellow jackets in our yard every summer and I used to destroy them all on sight but I always felt so bad about taking out entire families with chemical warfare so I've switched to a live and let live strategy the last few years. They are chill and we've only had one sting in those years and I think that was just an unfortunate accident with my youngest stepping on one and pissing it off. I still have several cans of spray so if they break the treaty then I'm ready to go to war, but for now we're able to cohabitate.

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    [–] 48 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I once bought a house with two mature, fruiting pear trees. I learned to quickly pick up any pears that fell to the ground, because if I didn't, the pear juice would ferment under the skin, and become slightly alcoholic.

    Then wasps would pierce the skin, drink the juice, get drunk, and then chase around anyone who entered the yard. Apparently wasps are mean drunks.

    Didn't know that previously, but not surprised. Wasps are dickheads on a good day.

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  • [–] 45 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Many wasp species are generally non-aggressive, and great pollinators! If they don't fuck with you, then don't fuck with them!

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Yep, surprisingly some of the biggest like the “Cicada Killer” and Bald Faced Hornets (as long as you’re not messing with their nest) are very chill around humans as long as you don’t mess with them. Yellowjackets OTOH can get fucked. Fearless and they’ll chase you in numbers if you even just step by the nest or go by it with a mower.

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    [–] 28 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Mr.Gardener or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wasp.

    I'm irrationally fearful of wasps, like I absolutely freak out when one is near me, but I learned they eat some of the annoying fuckers that ruin my vegetables/lettuce so I learned to tolerate them lol

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

    What I want to know is if the bumble bee is called that because of the word bumble, or if the word bumble got that meaning because of the bee......ok, so a visit to wiktionary tells me the word bumble came first, then was applied to the bee.

    EDIT: Wait, it may be the other way around. bumblebee came from humbul-be and merged with Middle English bombeln humble meaning to buzz. Man, I still don't really even know.

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    And then the first time you see a cicada wasp...
    The sight of one of those will make you want to find a brick to drop on it, until you find out that they're completely harmless. (unless you're a cicada)

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Bumble bee? More like stumble bee.

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    [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    The bumble bee part is so accurate. They’re basically the golden retrievers of the insect world—super fuzzy, very friendly, and zero motor skills.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Carpenter bees: don't worry about these little holes in your wood framing, I'm justdestroying your home.

    Me: back at you!

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Wasps are the F-16s of the bee world.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    My local wasps don't bother me and I don't bother them. Long as you aren't close to the nest, most wasps are chill.

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    [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    *Mason bee gets headache and sees numbers

    Mason bee: the numbers, arrrgghhh what do they mean?

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