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[–] 90 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Honestly he's one of the most transparently unhappy and insecure people I've ever seen. Imagine having all that wealth and still exhuding so much divorced dad energy.

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  • [–] 51 points 5 months ago

    That's awful.

    Elon Musk should never be happy.

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago

    It shows. A happy person wouldn't pay people to professionally play their Diablo 4 and POE2 accounts so they can pretend they are good at video games.

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    He’s not happy since Jeff stopped having the wildest parties every day/night….

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Lol, not only was he not invited, he was a try hard trying to get in

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Good. Nazis deserve to suffer.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    This guy needs to study the Christmas Carol

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    Bro, cry me a fucking river. You've hurt countless people with your actions, you SHOULD be miserable.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    I also wouldn't be happy if I looked at the mirror and realized I was elon musk

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago

    Oh no, Elon is not happy! Anyway....

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe the answer is more Ketamine. Just keep it taking it buddy, you'll get there eventually.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Then you don't need those billions

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Well, try large amounts of heroine. You'll certainly not regret doing large amounts of heroine...

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago*

    Well Elon here I have the worlds first automated happiness supplier and for the low low price of $1 billion dollars I can have it on your doorstep tomorrow morning

    *warning: products resemblance to a burning bag of dog shit is purely coincidental

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Good. This brightens my day

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    There’s one thing he can never have, which is enough

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I’ll never understand this pursuit for wealth and power. It really doesn’t take that long in life to figure out that accumulating material wealth is not what makes you happy. You get momentary pleasure from obtaining that new car, but it quickly fades and the baseline shifts, and you are back to being miserable. And the type of pleasure you get from it feels so fake anyway.

    Do these miserable cunts really think that getting the next billion dollars will finally make them happy and at peace?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Have you tried to let others be happy? Maybe that will make yourself happier

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Me too, but at least I don't take the human race down with me.

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