Actually stone is used by the brits instead of americans

I'm impressed that it only took a quarter of a dozen fortnights.

Stone only makes sense for people used to pounds, shillings and pence. For instance, "This costs 3 pound, 4 shilling and 8", and, "I weight 12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces".

Healthy fuck.

I'd probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found... Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone... So it's more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

Are you sure? 133 kilo is two of me...

I assume the texting was six weeks but the weight losing longer

It says he texted him for six weeks. Not that is how fast he lost the weight. But at least that's how I read it.

r/fatpeoplehate

They were so toxic that the site got noticeably better within 24 hours of them being banned.

They all migrated to Voat. Later, people from r/The_Donald also tried to join voat, but the fat hate people were too toxic even for them!

Yeah, they were awful, awful people.

All I know is that a large boulder can be the size of a small boulder.

1 stone is 14lbs, the uk still like to use imperial for measuring weight and height

People from the UK.

Obelix

It's not necessarily malicious -- given general humour in this country, it's likely he wanted to lose weight and asked his friend to text him that daily as a form of motivation.

Edit: however, I'd like to point out that consensually being sent that by a friend is fundamentally different to having abuse thrown at you by a stranger on the internet for your body shape.

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

He ate them, that's why he was so big. He lost (passed?) them and is now skinny