Computers are powered by magic smoke.
When the smoke escapes, the computer doesn't work anymore.
Also, the earth isn't flat.
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Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.

I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.

The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.

Haha what? There are no small people in computers, what are you talking about?

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Education and wisdom are two separate stats, this guy didn't roll very high on Wis.

Who wants to bet he's just a Helpdesk tech and has no idea what an actual computer engineer is?

I am a tool and die maker and I affirm that heart attacks are caused by tiny, airborne sharks that sound exactly like Steven Crowder on helium. When you breathe them in they go to your heart and literally attack it.

I’m just a medical student, but as a computer engineer can’t he just hack into the mainframe and reveal that the earth is flat?

Do the little people have pointy hats?

Get him! Get the geologist and silence him! He's unveiled the truth and now they'll take our tiny people away from us!

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Engineers_and_woo

the response fits perfectly 👌

No, computers work because there are very tiny rocks inside that vibrate when connected to electricity.

Inside every computer there's a little person

A very wholesome and talented person

And he loves you

This is his song

At least he used "affirm" rather than "confirm".

What's up with all the boxes around the text?

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