They would never be this clever

I definitely believe this could be happening

Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.

I thought this was a real headline.

Once again onion your stories are totally believable.

The best satire is the one that could be true.

If you cum in the theater, please make sure there's someone to swallow everything so the theater staff doesn't have to clean up a mess.