The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"

Get out of my head, Charles

I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D

Dammit.

Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

It's a living

I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…

You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.