Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.

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Good luck Europe lmao
I don’t think anyone would want Florida, can we just sink it?
Let nature reclaim it, and the rest of the gulf coast. Let it return to mangrove forests and be less absolutely ratfucked by hurricanes.
Give it back to Spain.
Why would they accept? Seriously. When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.
Like that is a for real thing to remind people of.
When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.
G.T.F.O..
Circa 2010

Oh. My. Fucking. God!
that is... jesus christ on a motherfucking cracker, what is wrong with southerners?
Europe doesn’t want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.
Canada can have it
We definitely don't want Florida
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Then hand it over to Cuba.
I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it
This was definitely made by someone from California.
Looks like entire landmass of baja was destroyed in the conflict
The North American continent sheds it's Baja when threatened, but it regrows after a while.
China looking at Hawaii: This is mine.
Honestly, I'm ok with this
Yup. As a native New Englander, I can see the entire region south of the St. Lawrence waterway and south down the eastern seaboard to Philadelphia falling under the name Atlantic Arcadia and it's tied together by a North Atlantic marine maritime culture of transatlantic trade and languages.
Europe gets Florida?
Rough trade lmao
Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
We can still be united, despite everything. See the public support of Luigi as an example.
Meh, New England alone is 15 million people. I would much rather see them become independent republics than having to integrate millions of Americans into Canada. Then we can create a North American Union with Schengen and shared international common institutions. Make our own EU with blackjack and hookers.
This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.
Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.
Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean
Don't worry, we'll go with the second choice
I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.
Time for reconquista!
As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:
- I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
- I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
- I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.
Mexico gets the short end of the stick as usual.
Woo~ I get to live in Europe!

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