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[–] 95 points 6 months ago

These fradulent motherfuckers are so far up their own asses they can see daylight again.

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  • [–] 54 points 6 months ago

    Translation: please believe me so I can pump and dump these AI stocks

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  • [–] 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Can he please go back to South Africa?

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'd be happy if he was put off on a deserted island with a bottle of olive oil and a handgranade.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I'd prefer he die slowly and painfully. A bottle of oil and a spork.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, you thought I meant it like... oh no, my thought was more like, leave him without water, soon he'd be desperate enough to drink the olive oil, giving him worse shits, and when he couldn't take it any more the handgranade was his way out.

    Why a handgranade and not a gun with a single bullet?

    Because I don't want to litter weapons for anyone to get, I wanted something that would destroy itself when used.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    How is Alex Karp connected to South Africa?

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    In this context, "AI" is just a codeword for "the fascist surveillance state that we are building."

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    Elmo Musk became the world's biggest billionaire by scanning and lying about everything.

    Others took note and took his example and just make random shit up, say shit that can't be verified or even if it can, doesn't matter. Just make fantastical fanatical unsubstantiated claims, and you will be rich too, bro!

    This is Thiel in a nutshell

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    "It'll also give you free blowjobs and make everything taste like cotton candy."

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    [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    He knows his target audience.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Can we please skip to the guillotine phase

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago*

    He can go fuck himself.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Yeah, folks who are facing mega droughts can drink AI tokens

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    It's a shame the US has so much else going on that we won't be able to easily see how hard it gets fucked by lack of immigration.

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Drugs, it has to be drugs.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago*

    he's right!

    AI will be used as a way to keep people locked into their little cages to toil and work their whole lives away for the rich and powerful.

    you'll never need to immigrate because you can never leave.

    AI is fascism.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    I cannot wait until the AI bubble bursts.

    "Only a few more weeks, only a few more weeks." <- me, drifting into insanity

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    Not that I would ever punch him myself, I do have to concede that the man has an eminently punchable face.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    We really need to figure out a way to prevent the worst people on the planet getting any kind of power. I'm so tired of hearing about these freaks and weirdos, they don't need yet another payout and even more power, they need therapy.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    All the worst pieces of shit gathered in the same place... and nothing happened? 😢

    It's the perfect place and time for a 30m diameter meteorite to hit...

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, I wouldn’t want to immigrate to a surveillance state either

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    There's a lot of magical thinking about how AI will actually help the labor market, but it seems clear to me that the entire reason for the billions being pumped into AI is the potential to slash labor costs.

    It's like they're building human wood chippers while telling us that all these human wood chippers will actually result in fewer people being fed into wood chippers.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    If AI is so great as they claim, why doesn't OpenAI just open source all their stuff? Why not just streamline this alleged revolution?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Great at catching immigrants.

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