Damn

him too.

Fish eating other fish isn't cannibalism. It's like humans eating other mammals

It's made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties

I don't know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.

Doesn't matter, would try. 🙂

I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.

But that also means it's a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn't something you do unless you're in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.

The authors of ass eating memes aren't taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like "man, I'd like to eat that random person's ass out of nowhere without any prompting". And what I'm saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person's ass is fucking nasty at that moment.

Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I'd love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that's not what they're doing.

I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.

When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.

Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.