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[–] 87 points 6 months ago (1 child)

well yeah, what use is a bike with no pedals?

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Turbo Kid has a lot of bikes

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I loved Turbo Kid. Its such a great post-apocalypse film. But I couldn't help but wonder how they kept the bicycle chains lubricated.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Good point. Now I gotta add tubes and tires to my prepper stockpiles. Chain oil, too.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    Those degrade over time, though. After ten years, you'd have trouble keeping your bike running.

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    [–] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    3rd Voice is a webcomic in a sort of post-apocalypse setting and the main character Spondule rides a bike. There's a lot of action and the bike works well in the story--faster than running, but still able to take pretty tight turns.

    Spondule and Navi trying to get out of the city

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    [–] 20 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    Too easy a target while riding one of those bad boys.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago

    Couldn't possibly be as dumb as after the flash-forward in The Walking Dead where the world had run out of usable gasoline, so the survivors' solution was to CUT THE ROOFS OFF OF THE CARS and draw them by horses. Like, you geniuses are going to get rid of the part that's useful for defense, but not the weight of the engine? Why not just build a fucking actual wagon?

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    [–] 17 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    If you think about it bikes are perfect for a post apocalyptic scenario, specifically mountain bikes.

    • They use standard parts that you can find in an any abandoned bike store or department store
    • Great for rough terrain that hasn't been maintained
    • Significantly less moving parts and easier to maintain than a car
    • You wont get trapped inside a bike
    • You won't run out of fuel
    • If the apocalypse started recently and infrastructure is still usable you might be able to use ebikes that can go absurdly high speeds

    Now lets imagine how it effects the story:

    • You can dramatically show someone tired desperately trying to bike faster than a zombie crowd
    • You can show cool scenes with people on bikes swerving through a crowd of zombies
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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    specifically mountain bikes.

    • They use standard parts that you can find in an any abandoned bike store or department store

    "Standard" in that there are multiple incompatible "standards" for wheels, hubs, chains, cranks, chainrings, shifters, derailleurs, derailleur hangers, brake mounts, brake fluid, handlebars, seat posts and probably 50 other things I've forgotten.

    And department store bikes ignore most of those standards and do whatever is cheap.

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    [–] 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    The issue is tires. Rubber wears out, old rubber oxidizes and breaks down, etc. they'd last for a while, but within 10-20 years they'd be pretty much useless for transportation, unless someone figured out a substitute.

    They are precision machines though, and could be repurposed for water wheels, windmills, and other geared machines.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    If you've ever been to Mexico, one of the most common things you'll see is a shop with Vulcanizadora in big letters by the side of the highway. They're tire repair places that use the vulcanization process to cheaply repair tires.

    Vulcanizadora en Mexico

    You can also use the process in reverse to generate useful rubber from a used tire. In the modern world with global supply chains etc. most tire "recycling" is just burning the tires for energy. But, if it were important to get the rubber out because the post-apocalyptic world is short of rubber, that's entirely possible. It wouldn't be cheap or easy, and you wouldn't get anywhere near 100% of the rubber back. But, in a post-apocalyptic world there are bound to be mountains of used tires that you could feed into the process to get some new, fresh rubber.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I suppose you could probably create wooden wheels with hide leather treads.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    saddle up the bone-shakers, we're riding to iron town

    Boneshaker (or bone-shaker) is a name dating from the 1860s for the first type of true bicycle with pedals, which were called velocipedes by their manufacturers. "Boneshaker" referred to the extremely uncomfortable ride, which was caused by the stiff wrought-iron frame and wooden wheels surrounded by tires made of iron.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velocipede

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    [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Just finished reading Nemesis Games by James S. A. Corey which has a post-apocalyptic theme and in which bicycles are prominently featured in one subplot. The characters even remark on how useful bicycles are when society breaks down.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The indy movie 'Turbo Kid' had bikes. Would recommend a watch.

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    [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Dutch city bikes will be the most suited for the post-apocalyptic world: nothing to repair, protected chain, robust luggage racks... they're unbreakable.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Dark Angel is about a bike courier in post-apocalyptic Seattle.

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    [–] 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I've been watching through all of the walking dead, because I gave up early on at the prison and all of the coral yelling

    I think it was like past halfway through the series where they finally show them using bikes. and then it was only for like one season and they moved on to animal husbandry in a time skip, and I guess just didn't bother with the bikes anymore?

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    [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    They where used as quiet fast movement in World War Z

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    It's a high risk, high reward travel in a zombie apocalypse.

    You're body is exposed to grabby biteys, it's quite easy to take a tumble (roads won't be well maintained, zombies won't move out of the way), you are limited by your health (injury and exhaustion), and your carry capacity/content is limited (can't carry a long or heavy thing easily)

    However, as you said, quieter than most other modes of transport, much faster and more energy efficient than foot, don't have to worry about fuel (other than your bodies).

    I think I'd use them, but I've assed off enough times downhill mountain biking and a few times in town (bus cutting blind corner, people being careless getting out of cars) that I'd be very wary

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The real answer is that it's not as interesting to film and write a story around. In cars, they're louder and faster. You can set up scenarios for injured passengers and gunners. You can build up tension with zombies smacking the windows.

    Bikes are too practical for action flicks and harder to mount cameras to for 3rd or 1st person chase shots. Not impossible, but also not something that relates as much to the general carbrained audience.

    Some of the replies here speak of difficulty for spare parts. But it's pretty easy to stock up on basic components and repairing is way easier than a vehicle. Also, you don't need to look for fuel constantly. In a post apocalyptic world, fuel would be quiet scarce without a steady stream of production and would likely be more useful for electric generators or heating in winter. Vehicular travel would have to be hauling lots of cargo or people to be worthwhile to burn all that precious fuel.

    That being said, it's entirely possible to make a damn good zombie flick with bikes being a more prominent mode of transport in certain settings. New stunts and different terrain.

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "mad bmx" could be an amazing movie.

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    [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Car product placements pay more than bike ones I guess lmao.

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    [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "every post apocalyptic scenario ever" apparently doesn't include The Stand

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