Long they grow, precious, long and strong… but polished, yes. Filed smooth so they don’t snag on the rockses. Smeagol takes care of his toesies.

Do you just never wear shoes? O.o

I've seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it's not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You're not getting those things in normal shoes.

Originally, long nails were a way to indicate that you could avoid manual labor long enough to grow out them out. Essentially the lawn of the hands, opulent keratin. Long toenails indicating that you never even need to walk, and that your sexual partners will die of a staph infection, are an interesting extension.

You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.

Even Gollum cut's his nails

This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn't know.

ew

Shoes

😳🤮

Real life Argonian?

Imagine stubbing your toe with nails like that. The entire toe nail will be ripped clean off.

The expectation of shoes

Harpymaxxing.

As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain't sucking those toes.

I already rip plenty of socks having callouses on my feet. I don't need knives on my toes cutting them more.

I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.

im not a cat

Would get them, just to clack them like the velociraptors in Jurassic park

My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.

Alternatively, wearing shoes.

Bet she listens to Nelly furtado

Socks would be a nightmare.

This fish grabbing sounds like quite a useful talent.

Why do those look so damned aquatic?? Like, I joke about my wife being cold blooded, but for this person I'd believe it.

Squidward have you ever seen more lovely French tips?

imagine you're sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.

when you turn around, it's not her fingers...but this.

how turned on are you right now?