Did you print this meme out

I shit at home, but then I shit in the office. Then maybe I'll shit again after lunch. Boss makes a doller, after all.

Second shitfast.

I take two shits in the morning. I take two shits at night.

The "normal" range of pooing is wild, fibre accounts for some but it's like up to 6 times a day to once every 2 days.

I am a certified 4-8'er after switching to a vegan diet. The idea of struggling out a 2 dayer like you're wrestling a neutronium anaconda with your pelvic floor horrifies me.

Bonjour? Pooping is a parting, surely.

Tbf hobbits eat a lot of fiber so they would poop less than the average mediveal peasant.