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[–] 121 points 7 months ago (7 children)

So they'll be shitty, ineffective and overpriced?

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  • [–] 54 points 7 months ago

    Because it will be full of Bubba's sea men?

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    [–] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Sounds like the kind of warship you'd buy from AliExpress

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    This is not something a sane president would do. They would not want to win a nobel peace prize then want to attach their name to the deadliest tier of a weapon.

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 7 months ago

    What a vainglorious asshole.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Utter embarrassment... anyone associated with this idiot ought to be profoundly ashamed of themselves...

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I honestly think so many of them went so balls-deep on embracing this loser that they cannot admit to themselves, never mind others, just how wrong they were.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    The vast majority of them aren't in the denial stages, because they're still ignorant of everything bad that he's doing.

    Remember, republicans have been maintaining a media ecosystem (Fox News and select radio pundits) for 40+ years spoonfeeding lies to these people, telling them at every opportunity that all other media networks besides them are liars and out to get them/destroy the country/etc. It's a relationship not unlike domestic abuse, with the abuser telling their victim that no one will "love" and "care for" them as much as the abuser does.

    Fox News isn't reporting on Trump's low poll numbers, or rising prices, or that ICE is kidnapping innocent people, or that the govt released fully redacted Epstein files, or the damning unredacted files implicating Trump, or any other thing that could put this administration in a negative light. Their bottom line and continued existence depends on them keeping their audience divorced from reality. And their audience largely considers any other media besides Fox News as fake, so these ghouls must keep the grift going and the lies flowing.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago

    Man's scrambling to change media and public focus. Scrambling.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Design highlights of the new #Trump class #battleships:

    1. Very wide amidships
    2. Capable of wrecking entire countries
    3. Loudest engines ever
    4. Largely funded by Saudis
    5. Solid gold toilets
    6. Totally full of bilge water.
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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Bit of trivia: the mid-life refit program for Canada's Iroquois-class destroyer was called TRUMP: Tribal Refit and Update Modernisation Program.

    That program happened in the 1980s, so Mr. Trump is 40ish years late to claim the name.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    The only way he can have any class

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Like a 4 years old: "but Mommy! At the kindergarten Kim said that he got an air carrier! I want one too!"

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The US naval shipbuilding has been reduced to like ... two yards ... Bremerton and Baltimore, i think ?

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Probably the worst ship that can be built, if the current admnistration is an indicator. Big as a carrier, but oblong instead of ship-shaped, and propelled by a standard-sized outboard motor sold by one of Trumps relatives for $fortune.

    Will also sink on launch, because including a bottom was too expensive.

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    [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    They sink THAT fast?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    I can't wait to see these no class vessels

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Will these Trump class ships be really really huge but have no substance?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Tell me about this Trump class! Is it couth? Is it debonair? I must know more.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    glory holes in every room!

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