Here’s a better one for ya. If the worst thing you unknowingly put in your mouth, chew, and swallow is a little cat butt. Then, you should consider yourself lucky.

I did pest control for several years. We always said that cats are the worst pest in the house. They stomp around in a box of their own feces and urine. Then they track that all over your counter tops and furniture. They sit on you counters and furniture with a bare butthole.

I mean let’s face it. If you have a cat you’ve more than like put something in your mouth that touched their b-hole even if indirectly.

Like seriously. The cat didn't even think about eating the cheese.

People who have just a small sice of cheese left in the fridge?

I dunno, those buttholes get cleaned pretty thoroughly multiple times a day. Probably more thoroughly than most human buttholes. Might actually be cleaner than the window sill.

I should not have to say this: The window sill is not a food prep surface

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Which begs the question, if this were truly possible what’s more likely, that we as a species decide to farm unlimited energy using cat torture, or the oil industry beats them to it and just exterminates cats while making butter illegal