Ikr I wanna laugh at this and I guess I still can, but my brain keeps going back to this! And also who puts like... a slice of cheese that only partially covers the white bread and that's how they eat?? With Nothing else?. I just don't wanna comprehend a world where that's a thing I guess.

I wouldn't necessarily call that a dirty surface. Unless you mean the butthole - that's ditrty enough.

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far.