US uni first years meeting each other soon: So how many shootings did you have at your school?

The US approach to preventing mass shootings is apparently to develop herd immunity

Jiminy Cricket I can’t believe this is where we’ve ended up and it’s not constant pressure from all politicians to fix this. Obligatory Onion:

https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-2/

I know the US doesn't allow internal studying of gun violence statistics because reasons but I feel like we can start making some disturbing extrapolations based on the extremely disturbingly high number of people who've survived MULTIPLE school shootings at this point.

I suppose we could do something about gun violence here, but for now I'm just making sure that I don't go to school with Tretta and Weissman.