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[–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Technically a house can have arms... A Coat of Arms.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    that's just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Excuse me, what's the "soup du jour?"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me

    I might have an issue

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    "He lives in that piece of paper!?"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    So your telling me you made this soup inside Dave

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It was probably made by this: hell house

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    It's a typo, was supposed to say homie.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Clearly a smart home

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

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