Possums are much better for the environment than outdoor cats.

Sure it's a cat? Pretty sure it'd a possum. Why would a possum trap catch anything but a possum?

Check the litter box, they may have done a house swap…

People say orange cats are dumb. It's actually all cats that are dumb.

Could be worse. I set a trap like that for my cat and caught a skunk.

"why do you hate me?"

Why try to trap a possum? They eat bugs and are rather chill. We love having a few around.