This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.

There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I'd defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive

That there is a 5th generation dildo farmer. His pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn't have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.

It's hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the invention of the combine harvester. His family prospered thanks to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildos up his ass.

His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast

The South Rides Dick Again!

I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist...

The "Superior" Race here folks. Peak humanity.

(/s if not obvious)

Ahh that's why he's still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass., but doesn't want to be called "gay". Poor little snowflake.

It's his heritage to have to buy men, now he's only buying the part he wants

Skinny arms, skinny torso... neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Loser with a loser flag.

something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]

Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.

Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.

If that's the selection of dildos in the South, we need to wall those people off. We have superior toys in the North. No wonder southerners are so unhappy all the time with their inferior dildos.

This isn't even his final form.

We don't like your kind around here (hetero)