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[–] 84 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Also: Have you tried pizza? It's awesome.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Preaching to the choir, my friend. And I don't "always eat the same thing." I'm sorry if you falsely equate Neapolitan style, Chicago style, the pizza buffet, etc... but they're totally valid back to back to back, MOM.

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    [–] 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.

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    [–] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Shaggy is super high to eat like that.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Big ass cartoon drumsticks always look incredible as well.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Have you ever had a renfaire-style roast turkey leg? That’s what I always assumed they are, and that’s easily one of my favorite things of all time, to the point that I keep turkey drumsticks in my freezer quite often.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Shaggy is eating an oddly cut piece of toast.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Shaggy’s slice looks like a pizza slice shaped cardboard box, and who the hell holds a slice by the cheese? It just gets worse the more I look at it.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    I was obsessed with the pizza and waffles in all dogs go to heaven as a kid. Also Wallace and grommit never fails to get me hungry for cheese and crackers.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I want to open a “cartoon food” restaurant, but I don’t know how. But where there’s a will there’s a way, or some shit like that.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Cartoon sandwiches always look delicious. I'm not even saying the giant, over the top sandwiches that Scooby and Shaggy can make, but a simple 2 bread and lettuce basic sandwich.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    For some reason cartoon sandwiches always had an olive stuck on top with a tooth pick but I’ve literally never seen that done in real life any where.

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    [–] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Do people actually like pizza with the crust so flaccid and the cheese so melty that it drips off? A good slice doesn't come apart before you can eat it.

    (Any innuendo is deliberate.)

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It depends on a few factors.

    The biggest one being why it's flaccid and/or has runny cheese - Some pizzas are just greasy and lead to flaccid crust/runny cheese. And a greasy pizza isn't necessarily bad.

    Just like a burnt hot dog isn't necessarily bad either. Seriously - a somewhat burnt hot dog can be delicious depending on the circumstances - just like an ice cold beer hits different outside on a hot day.

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    [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    One time in a game of DND the players were exploring a strange cave system, and found a strange thick goo collecting in a pool. Players being players, one of them decided to eat some.

    It was, in my notes, some sort of celestial honey made by these extra planar insects that were causing some of the region's problems. It was supposed to taste amazing, but with some drawbacks. I started to blank when trying to describe how good it was, and the phrase that came out was "it's like... It's like .. it's like seven pizzas!"

    The player eating it, his eyes lit up and was like "AMAZING"

    The other players were like "wat"

    I think that adequately captured how delicious it is but also maybe you shouldn't be eating it.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    A pizza chain back home had a pastrami pizza that was a classic red sauce pie with pastrami, pickles and a mustard drizzle. Damn I miss what-a-lotta pizza. I think about it every time I see cartoon pizza

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    all dogs go to heaven scared the shit out of me

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    The cheese salesman really got to us all.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    That, and pizza, when I was growing up in my home country, is kind of seen as a luxury thing. We only eat pizza on special occasions. Now as a grown up, I can afford to be obsessed with pizza.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The turtles got the best pizza. That is the right hue and greasiness.

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    [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    The song makes this one to be better than it looks

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Shaggy got his pizza from an IKEA display room.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
    [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    cries in gluten intolerance

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I want Pizza! P.I.Z.Z.A!

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