At JD's every couch is a love seat.

Hmm polyester and fabric

"...though you've had more people on you than my couch"
"Are you calling me a slut?"
"No, I'm just unlikeable."

"You smell like my couchas lounge."

Fast moving leather upholstery coming in HOT.

Hence the leather pants.

“I wanna be between your cushions.”

I'd have thought that Vance liked a bit more "cushion for the pushin'" than that. Guess he'll take what he can get. Which in this case is Charlie Kirk's professional widow.

Correction, her upholstered black leather cooch.

Those kids are not pure enough for his constituents. He will deliberately lose custody and then whine ahout how the system is biased against fathers.

Public opinion is irrelevant. There's not gonna be legitimate elections again, and the oligarchs control the media the 99% consume.

Only 50% of Americans blame R's for the shutdown ffs. Wake up! The US is collapsing under the weight of its own corruption.

Or the alternative...

The hug, I could maybe understand, but that comment is either weird or performative. I'm leaning towards the latter, given her husband's background as a performative mouthpiece for the right. She seems like she's basically giving her and her dead husband's endorsement to this administration. They can't help themselves from jerking each other off in front of everyone. "It's ok that we act like this because we're doing it together." and "the left is trying to break us apart, if we don't stick together while we act terrible then we'll all be alone again."

I don't really give a shit about the East Wing either, but whatever catches people's attention and turns public attention against these losers is useful.

He's dead, she can move on whenever she wants...

He, on the other hand, is still married and needs to at least have the balls to divorce his wife before he moves on her.

She's garbage but, in this situation, he's entirely responsible for his actions.

In isolation perhaps, though I'd consider the whole thing in poor taste regardless. The circumstances and timing doesn't exactly help however.

Projection is our favorite pass time

Sorry, did someone say Epstein files? 🤔🫩🤷🏼‍♂️

oh please, this is the republican version of an arranged marriage.

Here’s my conspiracy brain take. With turnips rapidly declining health, they know they need the next puppet to take his place. J.V. dunce is all they’ve got but his wife will never be accepted by the cult. So, this kirk shit happens and all of the sudden they have an already cult approved stepford wife, complete with a perfect sympathy story for cover (‘he was helping me with my grief and it just happened like it was meant to be from god!’).

If any of this happens, it just feels too cooked up, a desperate throw of the dice. But, I think the magats are just the right kind of stupid and evil for it to work.

This is all just insane ramblings of a bored nerd.

"Fuck me like one of your french cushions "

She has being flotus in her cross hairs for sure