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Hydrox are actually pretty good (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 63 points 3 years ago (3 children)

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    Well it's no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

    It's either that or your grandma's biscuits that help her poop.

    P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!!11!!!!

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn't my first language.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I'm also bad at context

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    • [–] 30 points 3 years ago

    Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

    Ohhhh yeah baby!

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    [–] 27 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    berdly-actually Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

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    • [–] 19 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    You mean to say you've never enjoyed a Bust-O's by Gonad Vortex?!

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    • [–] 9 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    I think Oreos were originally hydrox knockoffs

    Edit: source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox#:~:text=U.S.&text=Oreo%20was%20created%20in%201912,is%20less%20soggy%20in%20milk.

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    • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    want some double filled bust-o's from my gonad vortex?

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Bustin' makes me feel good.

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    [–] 6 points 3 years ago*

    I belly laughed at 'Gonad Vortex'

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    [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    [+] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    I had an Oreo once and it was the second most disappointing thing I've ever eaten. Tasted like coal.

    Bourbon creams are the real shit, and not even the cheapest manufacturer seems to be able to fuck them up.

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    [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    And I thought it's expired...

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