Safest bet in the world, husband is gayer than a unicorn fart

Cash money, now?

She provides baby food. Why wouldn’t the baby prefer her more. Heck I’ll hang out with someone more if they gave me food.

i certainly am not okay

(though i don't think it's because i'm straight)

Clearly we are not.

Is it from reddit? Because there's a 99.99998% chance it's fake if it is

The husbands of some of my acquaintances are exactly like this. While I'm generally repulsed by the term Low Value Male, these are the types of men that I think fit the bill. Manly homophobes crippled by their ingrained toxic masculinity

Reading the post like:

Even if this isn't real there 100% are loads of people who actually think like this

Exactly. And everyone knows if a kid puts carpet in his mouth he's a god damn lesbe-ann.

No brewskis

I just feel bad that she had to have a kid with the guy to find this out

Only a gay baby would feel actual love towards a parent, especially if it's their mom.

Parents should be reading books to kids from day 1