As the title says...what are you all doing?

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[–] 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People who tear out of their parking space within a few seconds of getting in, wtf?

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    [–] 60 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Waiting for Bluetooth to connect, putting on seatbelt, fixing Bluetooth, putting drinks in drink holders, waiting for Bluetooth, turning on lights, fixing Bluetooth.

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    [–] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm just pleased to see so many comments talking about dealing with your phone before you drive. Thank you all.

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    [–] 40 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Letting oil warm up for a bit. Why do you care?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    They need the spot. They need it. RIGHT NOW! CAN'T YOU SEE THEIR BLINKER ON AS THEY BLOCK THE ISLE?! BEEP..... BEEP BEEP BEEP THEY NEED IT NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWE WHY AREN'T YOU MOVIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG BEEEEEEEEP

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    “People of Lemmy that are not the same way as me: Why are you the way that you are? Any answers must come with justification.”

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Perhaps it’s more of a “hey, parking is hard to come by in this neighborhood.. I’ve been circling for a while and noticed that you got into your car and now I’m sitting here with my blinker on, blocking traffic, waiting for the spot to free up so I can park and get on with my day… what’s going on in there?”

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    You're the asshole in that situation. Don't expect that any parking place is yours until it's empty, especially when you have no idea when the people actually parked in the space are leaving. You should never be blocking traffic waiting to park in an occupied space because you assume they're leaving.

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    -> Seatbelt

    -> Phone in holder + plug

    -> Vape out + plug

    -> Select destination in GPS

    -> Stare into the void and contemplate the utter futility of existence

    -> Select Music or podcast

    -> Prepare any drinks or snacks for the trip

    -> Drive off

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago*

    Defrosting my windows so that I can actually see to drive

    Also, connecting my phone via bluetooth to play music or podcasts

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    Taking a breather goddamn.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Not destroying our engines.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Well I get in, plug in my phone and put on my belt. That’s maybe 15 seconds. Then I turn the key and wait for the glow* plugs to warm up, so that’s another 5-10 seconds.

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Putting on spotify and getting a Playlist so I don't mess with my phone when I start driving. Possibly GPSing.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Watching the person waiting for my parking space lose their shit.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    Telling someone that I'm on my way. Finding music to listen to. Figuring out what my next errand is or checking if I have anymore errands.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    sometimes you gotta just sit and breathe for a minute, man.

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (1 child)
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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago
    • get in
    • get keys into hand
    • the abyss gazes also into me
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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)
    • get in
    • put things in place
    • seat belt
    • lock the door
    • unfold side mirror
    • start engine
    • check dashboard
    • wait a while if engine is cold
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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    My car is old and has a display for Android auto that is powered by the cigarette lighter. I'm waiting for it to turn on, then I'm picking some music on Spotify to play during my drive.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Psych myself up to go to wherever I'm going

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Queue podcasts, reply to txt/email, or anything else that needs to be taken care of on the phone so that it can be put away while driving.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Waiting for oil to reach the top of the engine

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Seatbelt on, plug phone in, get sunglasses, put on radio, put in gear, examine surrounding area to ensure it's safe to go

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Letting the oil circulate for a bit, adjusting fan-settings, A/C, selecting music etc. If it’s wintertime I let the car warm up for a while while I scrape the windows.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Waiting for my kid to put on his seatbelt.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Waiting for the oil pressure to protect the timing chain.

    Or, in the winter, waiting for the CVT to warm up.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Making sure all the kids are buckled.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is your seatbelt done up?

    Leave your brother alone and do up your seatbelt please.

    You need to do up your seatbelt now.

    Do up your seatbelt now, please.

    DO UP YOUR SEATBELT

    DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND I SWEAR WE WILL NOT GET GROCERIES AND YOU WILL HAVE PEANUT BUTTER ON LETTUCE WITH RELISH FOR DINNER AGAIN THAT'S IT GET IN THE HOUSE I'M ORDERING A PIZZA GODDAMN IT NOT AGAIN

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Waiting for whoever is obnoxiously climbing up my ass to take my spot to leave.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Hyundai recommends that car rubs for 10 seconds to make sure the oil is doing its job

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Waiting for the engine to warm up a bit? Centering myself and dealing with distractions before I drive. Mapping out my egress routes and bailout locations after eliminating the parties specified in the verbal contract? All normal things you are supposed to do before you drive.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Putting away the windshield shade, plugging my phone in to charge, choosing what to listen to on my drive, setting the heat/AC/defrost, making sure no one is walking in front of me, and letting the oil circulate in the engine before I get going.

    Seatbelt too, but I can't think of where that fits in the lineup. It's so automatic, I don't notice that I have the seatbelt on until I park and take unclick it.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    I gotta find the perfect song. What is the perfect song? I don't know, but I gotta sit here and hit the skip button over and over until I find it.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Adjust seat from when my husband used it. Adjust mirror from when my short husband moved it Put laptop bag down into the passenger footwell Fish can of drink out of my bag and put it in the holder Put phone into holder, turn on Bluetooth Turn of Bluetooth speaker Connect car Bluetooth if it hasn't happened automatically Choose podcast or music Seatbelt on Set wipers if needed Pull away! Takes a minute, roughly

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Checking my mirrors, checking tire pressure, waiting for the on-screen button to become responsive so I can ok the dumb EULA on screen so I can use the infotainment unit, reconnecting bluetooth a few times because the phone and infotainment unit randomly choose to connect.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Waiting for everyone to buckle in. Even that one person in the back.

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