Here comes the weab gooner, porn's got him in a trance,

One hand on the mouse, the other is in his pants.

And the goth anime titties, have got him ready to blow

Spending all of his seed, on Desolation Row.

Just some circlejerking here

This was an alternate lyric in Blowin In The Wind. Too bad it didn't make it.

How many goons must a man edge down

Before you call him a man.