Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.

Oh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won't you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!

Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats

do we have to post corporate tweets on lemmy

I'm tired of these unrealistic corporate stereotypes.

I mean, 35? I'm already into my 40's with all the same issues and fears...

Snickers - With all of these other problems, you'll barely notice the diabetes.

It's like when 7-Up did the 'make 7-up yours' campaign and people thought it was funny despite it basically telling them that 7-Up's feelings towards them are "fuck you."

The message speaks well of my situation, but that doesn't mean I'll buy a fucking Sneakers™ like a mindless consumer drone. FUCK™ YOU™ BRAND™

Motherfucking brand, you literally just underlined everything that's wrong with the world you and your ilk created, answer me honestly: Do you think a fucking snickers is going to solve that shit? Two, even, I'm feeling sporting here.

God damn this is as relatable as nihilist arbys

Thank god I'm from Eastern Europe and I don't have a college debt. CRIES WHERE IS MY SNICKERS™?!

This sounds like an ad from Nightvale

What do you mean inevitable

Bruh, I'm 21 and that's my situation... God damnit

I'm 36, have no college debt, own a house and have no desire to have children. But sure, I'll take a Snickers.

Not going anywhere for a while? Or ever?

I'm 29 and often feel like this, but I've learned that mindfulness goes a long way and I highly recommend practicing it