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[–] 184 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My friend and I have been saying for years that we don't wish death upon him, we wish utter humiliation. We want him to trip and shit himself while he's walking on stage in full view of the cameras and audience.

    On his death bed, he will believe he's dying with dignity. But if he rips his Depends on stage, he's gonna lose his mind.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Can we go for the good old fashioned lightning strike option? Nothing quite like an evil man being killed in a way indistinguishable from being smote by the wrath of an angry god.

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  • [+] 60 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Serious question, best way to stop paying income taxes?

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  • [+] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Basically, the government has created a system of automated tax payments and harsh punishments for not paying, and the only way to successfully withhold your taxes is to do it in an organized fashion with a big enough support group that can cover you when the feds come knocking.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    File a new W4 with your employer. From the instructions:

    Complete Form W-4 so that your employer can withhold the correct federal income tax from your pay. If too little is withheld, you will generally owe tax when you file your tax return and may owe a penalty. If too much is withheld, you will generally be due a refund.

    If you feel the correct withholding is "$0.00", W4 is how you tell your employer to not withhold anything for taxes.

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  • [–] 53 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    What even is "Political Pre-Crime"??

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  • [–] 66 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I think I read about it in a book once, where it was called "wrongthink".

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    Pretty sure the term was invented in Minority Report as a legal gray area where it's in many way immoral to prevent crime by arresting people before they commit anything. It's literally a real life example of the Torment Nexus meme.

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    [–] 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    He looks like he aged another 10 years since he got elected. Being a hateful shit does that.

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    [+] 38 points 10 months ago* (3 children)
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    [–] 22 points 10 months ago

    That means that he's libel whenever and wherever a capitalist can show that his policies harm profits.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    He can drink a cup of my pre-cum.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You won't find me stepping foot in the US while it is ruled by stupidity.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    If y’all think the Democrats will reverse this, remember that they classified anti-capitalism as extremism under Biden.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Know where I can find out more about that?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It was part of his plan to address “domestic terrorism.” Also don’t forget, Kathy Hochul preceded Trump in sending in the national guard to “fight crime” despite every statistic showing a drop in violent crime.

    We are not only at war with Trump and the GOP, but the entire political class.

    https://www.aclu.org/news/national-security/bidens-domestic-terrorism-strategy-entrenches-bias-and-harmful-law-enforcement-power

    https://www.politico.com/news/2021/07/22/biden-domestic-terrorism-strategy-has-activists-in-the-crosshairs-500478

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Neither of those articles mention anti-capitalism.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Try to do more than just cntrl+F.

    As defined by the FBI and DHS, anarchist violent extremism encompasses the potentially unlawful use or threat of force or violence in furtherance of an anti-government or anti-authority violent extremist ideology that considers capitalism and centralized government to be unnecessary and oppressive.

    Work backwards from that: if you're a leftist who considers capitalism to be oppressive, and you "threaten" to use your force (applying pressure, withholding labor, explicitly not violence as implied by "force or violence) to challenge government authority, congratulations, you're an anarchist violent criminal!

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Not true?

    Straight from the Politico article:

    The document includes just one mention of “anarchist violent extremists” — the term the FBI uses when describing terror threats from people who view “capitalism and centralized government to be unnecessary and oppressive,” according to a May 2021 threat assessment.

    But in congressional hearings, FBI Director Christopher Wray — who Biden chose to keep in place, restoring a tradition Trump broke — has extensively discussed the bureau’s work investigating people in that category.

    “Antifa is a real thing,” Wray added at that hearing. “It’s not a group or an organization, it’s a movement or an ideology, maybe one way of thinking of it, and we have quite a number — and I’ve said this consistently since my first time appearing before this committee — we have any number of properly predicated investigations into what we would describe as violent anarchist extremists. Some of those individuals self-identify with antifa.”

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Been watching capitalism fail my entire life.

    So I'm pretty anti-capitalism. Lock me up.

    I mean, I believe a heavily regulated form of capitalism can work and be beneficial to all, but America is nowhere near having that kind of capitalism. We're spiraling off in the total opposite direction.

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    [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    He’s the most anti-capitalist ever to grace the White House. I’m certain I can prove it!

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    "Pre-Crime"? This dumb mother fucker has watched Minority Report too many times. Try arresting someone for a future crime, the arrest is illegal and can legally be fought with force ... this means no resist charges and the like. IMO, no real police officer would try it ... that leaves "ice" to get smashed up.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Always has unofficially been just saying the quiet part out loud,

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    His definition of anti capitalism is anything that cuts into his crooked skim off the top of whatever con he gets his greezy little fingers into.

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    [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Trump is pre, peri and post-criminal.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Must've watched that rerun of minority report a couple weeks ago

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