Just put a traffic cone on it. It's apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.

Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.

That is a very expensive prank.

Edit: Also...I wonder which of those two took it home.

It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.

Jesus christ that's really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn't think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it

lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i'd have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down

No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.

I love this so much.

I like that idea. It is not yet on the ever-growing list if forbidden pranks.

Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?

Was this a cock up ?

I'm calling it now. An episode of South Park that does the Uvalde shooting, but instead of shooting, it's a gigantic dildo being paraded through classrooms or something. Everything played straight, but no killing, just kids hiding terrified behind tables, and a selfless teacher sacrificing herself when faced with a giant silicone dong, etc.

No active shooter or cooter

The cock is locked, so your education is blocked.

Damn right it was hard. lmao