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[–] 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The most disturbing part is the hotdog's urethra.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I know right? That totally isn't big enough for beans.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just gotta suck harder. The little forceful ejection plop into your mouth is half the fun, like boba tea.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Actually that was the whole hotdog slurping down my throat

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

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    Please let that be one of those "Is it Cake" things!

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    Those beans don't look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

    Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for "sweet brown sugar sauce" so it checks out...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    at least we don’t put them on pizza

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    !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Hotdog straw

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    British mfers be like: "OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Single man birthday?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Oh, we're back to beans are we? Fine. I'm still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don't give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn't put them in a fruit salad, would you?

    Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Blueys favorite drink

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)