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[–] 84 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago

    Just like grandmas famous stronium shrimp jumbalia🤌🤌🤌🤌

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  • [–] 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    They're trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I would but I'm allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first..

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?

    Also: Comic

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn't bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    We used to be a proper country

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago*

    You could just ket the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    So you just boil it twice what's the big deal

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    If you wait long enough they'll stop being radioactive

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Probably actually works as cooking in liquid can dissolve parts of the solid. I.e. leech the food.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Would you want to eat shrimp that's prepared to be "only half as radioactive" though?

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Or trust ai in ascertaining that half is removed?

    The radiation can be inside the animal, boiling will not free it. Overboiling works to lessen arsenic in rice from the southern us, I would hold off on assuming ai is not just hallucinating this from that.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I can't believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.

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