I think putting it in rice would extract the radiation.
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They're trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable.
I would but I'm allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear
I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.
What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?
You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first..
How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?
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You're on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS
All this woke panic about radiation is FAKE NEWS. Radiation isn't bad for you it just makes the shrimp a little warmer
We used to be a proper country
We want domestic products in our shrimp, like dioxin or mercury.
You could just ket the shrimp boil the water though if its radioactive enough. Save on fuel.
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
So you just boil it twice what's the big deal
7 times is a common point at which the remaining radioactivity is considered enough halves
If you wait long enough they'll stop being radioactive
Probably actually works as cooking in liquid can dissolve parts of the solid. I.e. leech the food.
Would you want to eat shrimp that's prepared to be "only half as radioactive" though?
Or trust ai in ascertaining that half is removed?
The radiation can be inside the animal, boiling will not free it. Overboiling works to lessen arsenic in rice from the southern us, I would hold off on assuming ai is not just hallucinating this from that.
I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won't work for my culinary standards
I can't believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.
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