▲ 274 ▼ They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. (midwest.social) submitted 10 months ago by troybot@midwest.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 41 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (3 children) They're trying to protect their monopoly on radioactive-animal-based superpowers. Eat the glow-in-the-dark shrimp, become ungovernable. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago (3 children) I would but I'm allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 10 months ago I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It's that simple. permalink fedilink source parent [–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago The man said become ungovernable! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 10 months ago (2 children) What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago (2 children) How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 10 months ago I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago if it's a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook permalink fedilink source parent [–] troybot@midwest.social [S] 5 points 10 months ago You're on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago (3 children) I would but I'm allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 10 months ago I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It's that simple. permalink fedilink source parent [–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago The man said become ungovernable! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 10 months ago I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 10 months ago I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It's that simple. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago The man said become ungovernable! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 10 months ago (2 children) What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago (2 children) How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 10 months ago I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago if it's a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook permalink fedilink source parent
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) You get the power of world's fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first.. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago (2 children) How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 10 months ago I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago (2 children) How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!? Also: permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 10 months ago I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic permalink fedilink source parent
[–] scytale@piefed.zip 11 points 10 months ago I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago if it's a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook permalink fedilink source parent
[–] troybot@midwest.social [S] 5 points 10 months ago You're on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE'RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS permalink fedilink source parent
