4 DOLLARS!?!??!??!?!? HOW IN GODS NAME DOES A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA AND A CUP OF FIZZ COST 4 DOLLARS FIZZ IS SO CHEAP WHEN BOUGHT IN BULK AS SYRUP IT'S PRACTICALLY FREE SO YOU'RE PAYING NEARLY 4 DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND THAT THAT'S ABSURD THAT SHOULD COST LIKE A DOLLAR FIFTY TWO DOLLARS TOPS

Soda and pizza for breakfast, interesting

Haben Sie ein…MEGA SLICE?

I'm not european and I can't comprehend this. Yuck.

Healthy meal...for a polar bear.

No mind should have to comprehend this.
Leave it to the AI. Let it make four buck midwest pizza breakfast ads for itself to consume, and we can just observe from up here, on the other side of the vacuum-sealed, anti-UV, bulletproof glass hatch.

nor should they.

Well I have to admit that I'm a little intimidated, and I ain't even European.

Casey's Pizza is actually bomb though

I comprehend it enough to say that is not a good breakfast.

No breakfast pizzas in Europe huh? That's a bummer...

I'm assuming we're referencing the absurd price of it? I wouldn't be caught dead paying that much for a slice of pizza and a drink.

What can't they comprehend? A cheap, high calorie breakfast is on-par with our reputation.

What I can't comprehend is a breakfast pizza. It's not really any different than a breakfast burrito except that it is messier. Just go for the burrito.

This is "I wanna die in my 30's breakfast".

I sure hope the pizza is cold. Leftover pizza is the best.

I can understand this is you're a Brooks ass student and just need to survive. Any other way, wtf drinks half a liter of soda before even brushing their teeth.... Tf

When it's not drugs, it's the unhealthy food.

Start your day with something healthy 👍

It’s not a Midwest breakfast at that price or unless the slice is left over

Can confirm