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[–] 45 points 10 months ago (1 child)

"forward not working? Try reverse!".

And sometimes, when you need to rock back and forth to get going, "modulate the beam!"

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Is it like rolling a bit the batteries of the TV remote when it starts to fail?

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  • [+] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Shut up and eject the warp core!

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You reverse the polarity, just briefly, to blow all of the space dust out of the filters and improve your airflow to get you running in a pinch. You might have to do it more than once, and you definitely have to do a proper space dust filter change at the next starbase, but in an emergency, this should get you up and running.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    crawls back into the Jeffries tube

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    He means you other guys. Not me. I know why we reverse the polarity. I just don't want to tell you because it's been classified above the Omega Directive.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    How else can you attract polar bear engineers

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Unplugs the cord, rotates it, plugs it back in.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    But what about the tachyon pulse!!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    There are 4 people! /s

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    I keep my polarity in a superposition.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    its reverse the polarity, or inverse whatever beam weapon they ar using.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I think it's Picard who doesn't know.

    It's such a standard procedure that there's no need for the commanding officer to know the details.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    He wasn't always a commanding officer. Did they not reverse the polarity when he was younger?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Things were different back then. They didn’t discover reversing the polarity until the mid 24th century. Before that as long as you kept your dilithium crystallized and your deflector shields up everyone was happy.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Then why did Spock say "Ready to reverse polarity, Mr. Sulu?" in the episode "Who Mourns for Adonais?"

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago*

    During Red Alert, the walking attraction for Universal Studios: Fan Fest Nights, the warp core brings to have issues. You see plasma exhaust and the two crewmen in Engineering yell “reverse the polarity”.

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