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Let no one accuse me of being a competent artist or comedian.

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[–] 44 points 11 months ago

Fahrenheit 451

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Back when I took trigonometry, they taught me positive was counterclockwise.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Another American thing maybe? Always been clockwise for me

    Edit: ah duck me, trig goes the other way round, forgot, everything else is clockwise tho

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Yeah, if positive was clockwise in trig, y = sin x would have a negative slope at x = 0, which I guess Albert Sine found distasteful.

    (I made up Albert Sine. I don't know that there's anyone specific we can attribute the invention of trigonometric functions to. But I like to imagine him sitting at a desk scribbling right triangles by candle light and scratching his head as to how he'd go about actually calculating the sine, cosine, tangent, arcsine, arccosine, etc of various arbitrary values within his lifetime.)

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    100° = really fuckin' hot
    0° = really fuckin' cold

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    0°C - pretty cold

    100°C - pretty hot, grab a beer with you and remember towel under your ass

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    100 is too much. The sweet spot is somewhere around 80.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It's the one part of Murica measurements that makes decent sense. Science aside I just want to know what to wear that day in a human scale.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, celsius users will be like "I can't understand this scientific celsius scale, how can I possible know whether it is saying I should wear shorts or a big fur coat. I wish I had a human scale".

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I will never need this information.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago*

    For everyone from the real world, not fluent in retard units.

    12 inches = 1 foot

    3 feet = 1 yard

    22 yards = 1 chain

    10 chains = 1 furlong

    8 furlongs = 1 mile

    3 miles = 1 league

    And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:

    1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre

    Edit: bruh.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    What even is zero Fahrenheit? Isn’t it some random point above freezing that is cold but not that cold?

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    it's a pretty interesting science experiment. it was the temperature of a mix of water, ice and ammonium chloride, which forms a eutectic mixture that stabilises itself at the temperature that fahrenheit chose as zero.

    ...he didn't write down the amounts he used though.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago*

    mr fahrenheit seems to have a drinking problem

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    0f, you just walked outside of a station in Antarctica

    100f, you walked outside in a city built in the middle of a desert during the daytime

    -40, the temperatures the same in f or c, but you're not gonna like it regardless

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Surely you can’t be serious‽

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    They call me heat miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Das hat er wohl aus unerFAHRENHEIT gemacht!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    90's fine. Hell the 100's are fine. It's when you get to 110 and above that ded

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago