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[–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Easiest way to grant that is:

Done. No restaurants sell chicken wings.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    As in, it's now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Real dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can't be broken.

    Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there's no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Done. The dodo wings are from 23 million years ago, carrying with them a tertiary-period fungi that spreads rapidly and has a lengthy gestation period, rendering mammals sterile without obvious physical symptoms. Scientists notice 17 weeks after your wish, by which time the fungus has widespread colonized mycelium on every continent and infected everyone who is tested. Suicides skyrocket globally as everyone on earth realizes they are witness and participants to the final generation.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Dodos were a modern bird, not prehistoric. How did they become infested with a prehistoric fungus?

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