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I wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 years ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] livus@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Easiest way to grant that is:

Done. No restaurants sell chicken wings.

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

OP is a monster.

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[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz [S] 5 points 2 years ago

Yes but for unrelated reasons

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[–] Fullest@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I was thinking along a similar line, except -

Done. Chickens are now also extinct.

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

As in, it's now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?

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[–] livus@kbin.social 1 point 2 years ago

Real dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can't be broken.

Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there's no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.

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