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[–] 121 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Chowderhead doesn't deserve a meme. Here are Shredder, Bluey Bandit, and Calvin to use instead :

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  • [–] 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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    Sir (or ma’am) I’ll have you know that is Bandit, not his young daughter Bluey

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Love me some Bandit.

    "Now how to act pregnant?"

    wife rolls up newspaper in preparation

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  • [–] 38 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    yes, real people—very real

    ❔❓👌🙂💕

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    [–] 34 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    At least on Lemmy people are real

    We may be generally in the clear right now, but don’t assume that any particular forum or social medium is immune to being hijacked by astroturfing or botting

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I've seen a bot or two, I don't think we are in the clear.

    The latest one I saw was using a vision model so it's able to comment on photos and memes. I should have taken a screen shot of that one, it had clearly misunderstood the meme and gave a definition of what a balloons is because of it (the memes was about cops always shooting the black balloons).

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    Interesting. I’d like to know more about this if you can provide any further info (ex. what community or instance was the post on, how recently was the bot comment).

    I’ve definitely seen a number of sus accounts but they’re usually few and far between, and oftentimes get addressed immediately. There is a problem with how bad actors can join so many different instances or create instances of their own to cause problems.

    EDIT: I think I’ve found it. Doesn’t seem to be a full on bot account but the comment is AI slop that a human probably chose to comment for whatever reason

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Bot: “Reddit is nothing but bots.”

    Bot 2: “Troll. Reported.”

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    That’s a great observation BoredGamer! 👀

    We here on Lemmy are definitely all human🧍and not bots 🤖unlike Reddit. That is why our conversations here — such as this one — are so natural, genial, and genuine. ❤️🗣️🍍

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    That’s not just a realization; it’s a powerful insight!

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    [–] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    And the remaining humans are just training their replacements according to this depressing chart.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Kind of ironic that LLMs are using bots to skim sites that are filled with bots, to generate responses.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (1 child)
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    [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Yes we are. Beep boop. 🤖

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    This meme template really needs to die!

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Howdy, fellow humans!

    It's a good day to be breathing air.

    um... my favorite hobby is drinking water...

    (Seriously tho, I already sus 50% of Lemmy users too, a lot of front page posts have the weird "mainstream social media uncanny feel" to it, at this point I treat the social-media/forums as entertainment, I don't really take it too seriously. If I didn't witness it myself, it can be potentially fake. That's how I operate in this world)

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    The platform sucks anyways and it's only a matter of time before it self-destructs, looking forward to it and they'll blame lemmy or someone else of sabotage, pricks.

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  • [+] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    The only real way to escape corporate enshittification and bots is to just pick up and move whenever marketing ghouls start to show up. Im quite happy with lemmy and the fediverse right now, but Im under no illusion this place will last more than like 3 years tops before its time to move on to the next platform with a user base small enough that its not worth astroturfing with ads and corpo propaganda

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    We had a good thing going then. Now we have to just let go.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Should be a bot sitting behind the table

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Beep boop. Fuck you, assface.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Nah Lemmy has got bots too. I'm sure there's instances without. But any general instance with any communities around news or politics will have bots.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    There's a difference between news posting bots, fun bots for running gags, etc on one side and bots posing as legitimate users on the other side.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Oh I meant specifically troll / disinformation bots in comments. Not automatic news posts or something.

    And I guess it depends on what you define as a bot. Is a 50 cent army guy a bot if it's still a human copy-pasting and writing disinformation?

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    There are bots on Lemmy already but they don't argue and they only post article links to some community.

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    [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Maybe its more that the stupid people finally showed up en masse?

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