Even the post title. Good job I hate you

FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef

This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.

Ah yes, the good ol' John Halo

This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.

I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.

This post gave me a stroke.

Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

KNOW YOU ARE

oh I see now

Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.

And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman

Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.

Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby

Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser

And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect

They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!

Metroid is the coolest guy ever.

This hurts me mentally and physically.

I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.

Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

Can't wait to play these on my Nintendo

Your*

....You used Blue's sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.

Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling "Pecan Fire!"

"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta ass!"

Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.

So duke was the chief all a long!

I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao