Gram, an AI free Zed fork, fits this perfectly.

As an other commenter mentioned, you can read their mission statement here: https://gram-editor.com/docs/mission/

Just guessing here, but it might be a screen that folds backwards so you can use the laptop as a tablet, considering OP is asking for a touchscreen as well

XD

Reminds me of that Twin Peaks scene but in the worst way possible

Edit: the scene

's all good man

!nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

I've been here for a few years. There are waves of them. If something bad's happened over there, or some federation post has gotten a lot of attention, and a bunch of users migrate, this place is more Reddit-like for a couple of weeks until they either get accustomed or go back.

Either that or Void

Guix (pronounced "geeks") is like Nix (declarative, functional, atomic) but more Emacs (niche, lispy, Free)

Barad-dûr

Doesn't he kind of look like Mark Zuckerberg?

For the herpes virus, yes. But you might have introduced bacteria when you tried to pop the virus outbreak. Your infection might have been bacterial. It sounds likely even, from your post.