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[–] 32 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago

    I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago

    After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    "He's just sitting there smiling at the camera..."

    "Four hours, there's a line. We have no idea what to do!"

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    I don't want you to know where I hide my shit

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    They left the seat up, so yeah they do

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.

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