"Bazinga"

I've often been told I'm too nOrMaL to be autistic but never that I don't look autistic. Have you all been told the latter? I see so many memes about that.

When your 'thing' is technology (computers/coding/hosting/fixing electronics) they tend not to label you as much as ask you for help with their tech.

Me I guess? I mean even I didnt know I was on the spectrum until I was 36.

I'm not necessarily autistic, but when I tell people I'm neurodivergent, they're like "yup" 😓

I don't know how well received 'Love on the Spectrum' is in the community but I have to say it was mesmerizing when the one lady was on a date with the DJ guy and they we listing off song after song and the key it was in.

They specifically say train not model of train so I can only assume it is literally every individual train.

I mask a lot better when I'm not depressed. (I'm horribly depressed.)

That said I still mask as second nature pretty well as I consistently get the "I wouldn't have guessed you were autistic." response from people a lot. I generally love socializing and I'm pretty good at it from experience and the topic of "people" being an on and off special interest.

I! AM! A SURGEON!

I hate the train meme for its accuracy... I dispise trains but I ended up working on the railway anyway.

Growing up in the 80s made me ridiculously good at masking.

Which is to my detriment now that more resources are available. Unmasking in front of neurotypicals is quite difficult for me.

My favourite response to this when is:

"Oh yeah? So what does autism look like? Go on, do your best impression. I want to see."

In the post about the new convert your colleagues to your faith in the breakroom memo by the Trump regime, I offered an example of what my spiritual workmates might encounter if they raised the topic of Jesus, several paragraphs about the cosmic horror of reality.

The main thrust is that all spirit, whether another subatomic factor, or a manifold like gravity, is transparent to to the standard model of particle physics. It's also transparent to relativity, but we expect that.

And that includes human souls, ghosts, afterlife.

My point was I've thought about and researched existential philosophy at length, possibly to suggest I'm ASD (disclosure: I'm diagnosed), and my evangelical rivals may as well be walking into the Total Perspective Vortex.

Only from a distance. Ok I wear a big floppy hat so even from a distance!

Ha. Joke’s on you, everything I do is an autism. Plus I’m a lady. Checkmate redpillers.

I compiled a list of 4000 color names and their rgb values.

I have the kind of AuDHD which almost completely disappears with the right dose of alcohodderall. In fact I can be downright witty and gregarious when that equilibrium kicks in just right, so the true awkwardness is reserved for those who exist in those unfortunate, but necessary windows of sobriety.

I know it's a joke but this literally is my brother. Not always easy to deal with but he is super awesome in all his own ways