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[–] 157 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.

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    • [–] 80 points 2 years ago

    And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.

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    [–] 68 points 2 years ago

    Eww. Just fucking eww.

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Finger banging

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)
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    • [–] 60 points 2 years ago

    narrator: please don't place a ring in a woman's vagina people

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    [–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Notice he didn't say who's wedding ring...

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didn’t specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.

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    • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mmmmm, yeast infection....
    I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway..

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  • [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Bro, consider not everyone on the internet is a man, and also that the joke was that he literally put his ring in her vagina, so my (or even his) fingers have nothing to do with anything (because I seriously doubt he was making a reference to fingering his wife)..

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Rings are typically found on fingers, which get washed when hands get washed.

    You'll understand when you're older.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Still, if I was planning an evening of sexy times that might get digital, hygiene considerations would include cleaning the ring separately (assuming the ring was going to be involved at all).

    A proper manicure is super important.

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    • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    Oh boy! That's my representative. I'm so proud /s

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Russ Fulcher's wedding ring

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

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